How I'd sum this game up: Its a lamer version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Preteen Knows How to Spin Kick Humans)
At first I forgot 3 Ninjas was a 90's children movie so I thought "Hey I like ninjas, but I'm going to freaking love 3 ninjas!" Then I started the game and it was like a bad memory flooding over me.
You get character select, and they each have different weapons, bow, sword ect., much like TMNT games. Then game play starts and... whatever. I didn't enjoy myself during the game for a lot of reasons. It was unoriginal, nothing was clever about it, controls were mediocre, I wouldn't consider the action and fighting fun, and, by the way, when you select a charactor someone shouts "Let's MURDERLIZE THEM!" Fools, we know real ninjas have way better phrases like "Brick no hit back" and "Cowabunga." What a disgrace.
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