Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)

How I would sum this game up:  Not Mario.

Imagine your friend says "Want to play Mario?"
Of course you respond "Yes" because you aren't dumb.
He powers it up and you see the Mario 2 screen above.  Admit it, you are going to feel disappointed.  Out of all of the Marios it could have been, you'd be sad it was this one.

I'm not saying its bad by any means, it is good in fact.  Just not Mario good.